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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


DEAN MARTIN

(born Dino Paul Crocetti; June 7, 1917 – December 25, 1995) was an American actor, singer and comedian. One of the most popular and enduring American entertainers of the mid-20th century, Martin was nicknamed "The King of Cool" for his seemingly effortless charisma and self-assurance.




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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.


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